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grufty jim
grufty jim
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A Classic from The Onion
Feb 12, 2003, 18:48
One of the "News In Brief" items from the current issue. the last line is a killer:


Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance
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WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush expressed frustration and anger Monday over a U.N. report stating that Iraqi president Saddam Hussein is now fully complying with weapons inspections.

"Enough is enough," a determined Bush told reporters. "We are not fooled by Saddam's devious attempts to sway world opinion by doing everything the U.N. asked him to do. We will not be intimidated into backing down and, if we have any say in the matter, neither will Saddam."

Bush added that any further Iraqi attempt to meet the demands of the U.N. or U.S. will be regarded as "an act of war."

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