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Howburn Digger wrote: IanB wrote: On the upside I will take my final breath knowing that I have never in my life knowingly done anything guaranteed to give Michael Gove a semi ....
A semi? Come on. We all saw you bend over to pick up that one pound coin. Gove had superglued it onto the pavement. The sight of you in them tight bell-bottoms drove him crazy. Semi..? You could have hung a wet duffle coat on it.
That's a lighting comeback - travelling all the way to the present day from the 1690s in a mere fortnight (via the 1950s and an unusually homophobic episode of "Are You Being Served?" at that).
I would hang around for the next installment but I've got to get back from the olden times to the near future and my tax free dacha somewhere in Eurasia with a nice crate of something both foreign and eye-wateringly expensive (if you are paying in groats or sterling that is). Chin chin old son.
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