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Sin Agog
Sin Agog
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Edited Sep 21, 2015, 12:49
David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 12:46
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister?utm_content=buffer72d9e&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer


How the hell did Charlie Brooker find that out when he wrote Black Mirror? Bet Dave must have gone all sweaty and nervous when he saw the ep.


Ball's in your court now, Corbyn...
Kid Calamity
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Re: David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 14:38
As Charlie Brooker tweeted;

"I hope Jeremy Corbyn is going to read out questions from members of the public again this Wednesday."
Robot Emperor
Robot Emperor
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Edited Sep 21, 2015, 14:56
Re: David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 14:53
We sacked someone last year for fucking a dead chicken. Is there a space for him in the modern Tory party? As he is currently a security guard in the Lincoln Primart I'm sure he'd consider it a step up.
Or is necrophilic bestiality a preserve of the ruling classes? They really do try to keep all the fun for themselves.
Kid Calamity
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Re: David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 15:06
Has the time come to revive the 'flogging a dead horse' line again?
Toni Torino
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Re: David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 15:09
All giggling aside is this being seen as a genuine sacking/resigning issue? If true he can't carry on can he? He must be desperately scrambling around to see what is still out there before issuing a flat denial. He - and the security forces - must know by now who has the dirt and are currently taking "cleansing" steps.
Robot Emperor
Robot Emperor
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Edited Sep 21, 2015, 15:49
Re: David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 15:38
Toni Torino wrote:
All giggling aside is this being seen as a genuine sacking/resigning issue? If true he can't carry on can he? He must be desperately scrambling around to see what is still out there before issuing a flat denial. He - and the security forces - must know by now who has the dirt and are currently taking "cleansing" steps.


And he could always get a job at Lincoln Primart. They're not too fussy.
Robot Emperor
Robot Emperor
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Re: David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 15:54
Robot Emperor wrote:
Toni Torino wrote:
All giggling aside is this being seen as a genuine sacking/resigning issue? If true he can't carry on can he? He must be desperately scrambling around to see what is still out there before issuing a flat denial. He - and the security forces - must know by now who has the dirt and are currently taking "cleansing" steps.


And he could always get a job at Lincoln Primart. They're not too fussy.


And it gives a great line of defence for the next poor Union rep who has to sit in on one of those disciplinary meetings.
Kid Calamity
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Re: David Cameron put his cock in a dead pig (Pigmouth Strikes Again)
Sep 21, 2015, 15:57
I've noticed that Boris the bastard has gone awfully quiet.
Captain Starlet
Captain Starlet
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Getting piggy with it
Sep 21, 2015, 16:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o&feature=youtu.be
spencer
spencer
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Extrapolating...
Sep 21, 2015, 18:13
..i wonder what fellow Bullingdonian and next Tory leader Boris did..
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