In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded.
Ooooh fucking signed. Great reasoning. I hope her coffin's emblazened with BT and British Gas logos. It's such a shame she's doolally and can't look back on her life with pride.