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Rhiannon
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Edited Jun 16, 2007, 07:39
6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 16, 2007, 07:38
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6751777.stm

seems reasonable and proportionate.
America - it really is a different country isn't it.
PMM
PMM
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Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 16, 2007, 09:30
I thought about posting this when I saw this.

Presumably they'll be covering up piano legs next.
morfe
morfe
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Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 16, 2007, 09:34
More like 6 months in jail for the inability to use the BIBLE belt...


(Someone had to say it...)
morfe
morfe
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Edited Jun 16, 2007, 09:41
Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 16, 2007, 09:40
I wish all the men in Delcambre would decide to surrealise the whole thing and respond by wearing skirts, all day every day.

Spose that would be expecting too much from people who think shuffling along and limping is 'cool' ;-)

Next, the government camel toe inspectors will be along with their calipers and sweaty brows.

I say bring back the good old days:

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/sabotage1.jpg
coldrumhead
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Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 16, 2007, 11:21
Rhiannon wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6751777.stm

seems reasonable and proportionate.
America - it really is a different country isn't it.


I wonder if the new offence requires proof of intent?What if you do it inadvertently rather than as a fashion statement?
coldrumhead
608 posts

Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 16, 2007, 11:22
I wouldn't like to be a builder in that state of the union.I wonder what sentence you get for builder's bum?
handofdave
handofdave
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Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 16, 2007, 15:33
Rhiannon wrote:
America - it really is a different country isn't it.


If the Xtian Taliban had their way, the bible belt would be an even scarier place than it already is.
white sage
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Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 17, 2007, 10:06
"They're better off taking the pants off and just wearing a dress."

Nice one Mayor, make your views clear. I'm a North Wiltshire ex-pat living in Canada, I get a slightly more terrifying view of America from here!

They had a 'question time' style face off recently, all ten presidential candidates lined up in little booths. The Compere said that since the recent sacking of 9 CIA intelligence and translation chaps, sacked for being gay, car and suicide bombings have almost doubled. He then asked all who would rather have kept the intelligence heads and saved lives to raise their hands...

...

... not a single arm was raised from it's PR-recommended folded clasp! I gasped! Not gay myself but I'd have no problem having a man or woman of that persuasion save lives, and I think it'd be a dark mania to make decisions based on somebody's private interests.

That's it then, dark mania to continue across the states.
shanshee_allures
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Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 17, 2007, 13:03
What, no more bumcracks on building sites?
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shanshee_allures
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Re: 6 months in jail for inability to use belt
Jun 17, 2007, 13:06
Ooops just noticed CRH's post...
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