I had an idea for a great post-sept 11th film for Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone. Called "ULTIMATE DONKEY", it is about their careers failing to the point where they are doing Aladdin with Frank Bruno and Dale "He's behind you" Winton in Blackpool. Sly and Bruce have the role of Aladdin's mule, and are constructing panto japery when the theatre is raided by The Anthea Turner Jihad, bent on revenge for the cancellation of her role in Cinderella because of her being an irritating bint. The jihad is led by Lionel Blair in the role of Bin Buttons, who threatens to blow up Blackpool with a nuclear waste device, powered by hot air from that Richard Littlejohn.
Bruce and Sly do the abseiling, crawling through ducts and staggering over broken glass but still manage to put on a show for little timmy and his all american family as timmy is about to die of weils disease. Oh, they get the girl as well when Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett show up in a cow costume.
What do you reckon?
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