After reading your posting, i slipped back off my chair landing on my ever present cat causing it extreme anxiety.
My people will be contacting your people to file a claim for malicious extremitude leading to an acute feline post traumatic anxiety psychosis this will persued into perpetuity until the party of the first part recieves the due remuneration as laid out in the sliding shyster scale of compensatory mechanisms as set down by the federal feline procuratory authority.................ARGHHHHHHHHH
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