wychburyman
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BREAKING NEWS new crowd control measures
Feb 10, 2005, 10:29
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Following a Hillsboro style investigation into this unfortunate incident (SEE LINK) the government have decided to introduce all seater DIY centres. People will have to purchase a trolly complete with seat and will not be able to stand for the entertainment. However, officials said that there is no truth in the story that football problems are over stated and a reflection of society at large
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4252421.stm
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Vybik Jon
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Re: BREAKING NEWS new crowd control measures
Feb 10, 2005, 11:04
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"You're going home in a self-assembly ambulance!"
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anthonyqkiernan
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Re: BREAKING NEWS new crowd control meas
Feb 10, 2005, 11:21
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"A week next Tuesday, someone'll call and let you know if it's morning or afternoon"
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Vybik Jon
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Re: BREAKING NEWS new crowd control meas
Feb 10, 2005, 12:08
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"Attach hammer A to hand B, ensuring clean contact to avoid later slippage. Using moderate force, firmly join hammer A to opposite head C. Repeat last action as necessary until opposite head C is in contact with floor D."
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FourWinds
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Re: BREAKING NEWS new crowd control measures
Feb 12, 2005, 12:26
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"You're gonna get your Kåenig table built!"
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