Other obvious things:
The sky is blue.
Sticking forks in electric outlets is dangerous.
Michael Jackson is very, VERY weird.
You can't drink without having to pee later.
You need sleep.
Wolverines make very bad pets.
However, if the Bushies had anything to say about any of these that involved the opposite of the above helping their political positions, policies, etc...you can be VERY assured that every news outlet would be trying to convince you that the sky is green, forks belong in electrical outlets, Michael Jackson is as normal as you or I, urination and sleep are a waste of time, and there would be Federal programs to require a wolverine in every American home.
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