many many years ago, when i was going to church for some reason i cannot now fathom, the priests sermon was on aids & condoms. he had to read out a epistle from the pope about a good catholics response. we were told it was acceptable to wear condoms - but only if we put tiny holes into them! just a couple of pin pricks!
the bloke looked and sounded incredibly embarassed, but i could never work out if that was because he knew what he was saying was utter bollocks, or he was just embarassed about having to mention sex at all
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