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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:16
Performing the official Opening ceremony of the Annual Cactus & Succulent Show of the Havering & District Cactus Society.

HE GROWS CACTUS.

Attending a charity event in support of the Royal National Institute for the Blind at the Liberty 2 Shopping Centre, Romford.

HE IS BLIND.

Visiting the Romford Cats Protection Homing Show in Collier Row.

HE ENTERED TIDDLES IN THE BEST IN SHOW CLASS.


Attending a meeting of the World Society for the Protection of Animals to discuss the protection of endangered species and working against cruelty to other creatures.

HE OWNS A TIGER CALLED TIDDLES (See above)


Meeting members of the Horse Welfare Society.

HE HAS A PASSION FOR HORSES.


Taking part in the annual Parliamentary Bike Ride to the House of Commons.

LEFT HIS BUS PASS AT HOME.


* Attending the Summer Fayres of:
Rise Park Junior & Infant School
All Saints Church
St. Peter's R.C. School

HAS A THING FOR FETE BROUGHT JAM


Hosting a Marshalls Park School Re-Union for any pupil or teacher at the school in 1982/83 which was when Andrew left.

WANTED TO GLOAT INFRONT OF HIS TEACHERS WHO SAID HE WAS CRAP AT SCHOOL AND WOULD END UP ON THE DOLE!!!


Accompanying local Scouts to Speaker's house in Parliament for the annual Scout Reception hosted by The Rt. Hon. Michael Martin M.P., Speaker of the House of Commons.

HAS A THING FOR WOGGLES.


Visiting the Romford and Gidea Park Railway Stations,

HAD TO GET A TRAIN AND WENT TO THE WRONG STATION.


Attending a reception at St. James' Palace, hosted by the Earl & Countess of Wessex in celebration of the 500th anniversary of Cayman Islands becoming a British territory.

FANCIED A BIT OF POSH.


Visiting Battersea Dog's Home

WANTED A DOG.


Visited the Havering-atte-Bower Cricket Club, where the local M.P. and former councillor was granted Honorary Membership. Andrew also presented the club with a portrait of Her Majesty The Queen

SUCKING UP TO ROYALTY WITH OTHER POSH FOLK.


Visited the Romford Snooker Club, famous for the place where Steve Davies began his career. Andrew met staff and snooker players at the club and was presented with a snooker cue signed by Steve Davies and accepted Honorary Membership of the club

IS A SADDO WHO LIKES SNOOKER

Visited Gibraltar

WANTED TO FEED THE MONKEYS.


Performed the Grand Re-Opening of the Bekash Tandoori Restaurant

AFTERALL THAT HARD WORK FANCIED A CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA...

Tis a hard life being an MP!!!

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