Killer
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What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 12:44
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For some reason we seem to have got on Conservative MP Adrew Rosindell's mailing list and he now sends us a monthly report on his activities. What this guy doesn't attend is not worth going to
a few selected highlights, from the 60 or so events for this month, I just don't see wher he fits in being an MP, I do like the last one though
Performing the official Opening ceremony of the Annual Cactus & Succulent Show of the Havering & District Cactus Society.
Attending a charity event in support of the Royal National Institute for the Blind at the Liberty 2 Shopping Centre, Romford.
Visiting the Romford Cats Protection Homing Show in Collier Row.
Attending a meeting of the World Society for the Protection of Animals to discuss the protection of endangered species and working against cruelty to other creatures.
Meeting members of the Horse Welfare Society.
Taking part in the annual Parliamentary Bike Ride to the House of Commons.
* Attending the Summer Fayres of:
Rise Park Junior & Infant School
All Saints Church
St. Peter's R.C. School
Hosting a Marshalls Park School Re-Union for any pupil or teacher at the school in 1982/83 which was when Andrew left.
Accompanying local Scouts to Speaker's house in Parliament for the annual Scout Reception hosted by The Rt. Hon. Michael Martin M.P., Speaker of the House of Commons.
Visiting the Romford and Gidea Park Railway Stations,
Attending a reception at St. James' Palace, hosted by the Earl & Countess of Wessex in celebration of the 500th anniversary of Cayman Islands becoming a British territory.
Visiting Battersea Dog's Home
Visited the Havering-atte-Bower Cricket Club, where the local M.P. and former councillor was granted Honorary Membership. Andrew also presented the club with a portrait of Her Majesty The Queen
Visited the Romford Snooker Club, famous for the place where Steve Davies began his career. Andrew met staff and snooker players at the club and was presented with a snooker cue signed by Steve Davies and accepted Honorary Membership of the club
Visited Gibraltar
Performed the Grand Re-Opening of the Bekash Tandoori Restaurant
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Nat
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:16
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Performing the official Opening ceremony of the Annual Cactus & Succulent Show of the Havering & District Cactus Society.
HE GROWS CACTUS.
Attending a charity event in support of the Royal National Institute for the Blind at the Liberty 2 Shopping Centre, Romford.
HE IS BLIND.
Visiting the Romford Cats Protection Homing Show in Collier Row.
HE ENTERED TIDDLES IN THE BEST IN SHOW CLASS.
Attending a meeting of the World Society for the Protection of Animals to discuss the protection of endangered species and working against cruelty to other creatures.
HE OWNS A TIGER CALLED TIDDLES (See above)
Meeting members of the Horse Welfare Society.
HE HAS A PASSION FOR HORSES.
Taking part in the annual Parliamentary Bike Ride to the House of Commons.
LEFT HIS BUS PASS AT HOME.
* Attending the Summer Fayres of:
Rise Park Junior & Infant School
All Saints Church
St. Peter's R.C. School
HAS A THING FOR FETE BROUGHT JAM
Hosting a Marshalls Park School Re-Union for any pupil or teacher at the school in 1982/83 which was when Andrew left.
WANTED TO GLOAT INFRONT OF HIS TEACHERS WHO SAID HE WAS CRAP AT SCHOOL AND WOULD END UP ON THE DOLE!!!
Accompanying local Scouts to Speaker's house in Parliament for the annual Scout Reception hosted by The Rt. Hon. Michael Martin M.P., Speaker of the House of Commons.
HAS A THING FOR WOGGLES.
Visiting the Romford and Gidea Park Railway Stations,
HAD TO GET A TRAIN AND WENT TO THE WRONG STATION.
Attending a reception at St. James' Palace, hosted by the Earl & Countess of Wessex in celebration of the 500th anniversary of Cayman Islands becoming a British territory.
FANCIED A BIT OF POSH.
Visiting Battersea Dog's Home
WANTED A DOG.
Visited the Havering-atte-Bower Cricket Club, where the local M.P. and former councillor was granted Honorary Membership. Andrew also presented the club with a portrait of Her Majesty The Queen
SUCKING UP TO ROYALTY WITH OTHER POSH FOLK.
Visited the Romford Snooker Club, famous for the place where Steve Davies began his career. Andrew met staff and snooker players at the club and was presented with a snooker cue signed by Steve Davies and accepted Honorary Membership of the club
IS A SADDO WHO LIKES SNOOKER
Visited Gibraltar
WANTED TO FEED THE MONKEYS.
Performed the Grand Re-Opening of the Bekash Tandoori Restaurant
AFTERALL THAT HARD WORK FANCIED A CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA...
Tis a hard life being an MP!!!
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PaulMakesMusic
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:18
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Thrilling. Mine just sits around masturbating all day.
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Rhiannon
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:20
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Nat, you really put some thought into all that and I enjoyed reading it. Bravo!
Now get on with your work.
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Nat
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:27
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Ok Mum ;o)
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cancer boy
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:31
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Does he send you a monthly report about it?
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FourWinds
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:50
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HE GROWS CACTUS.
HE IS BLIND.
Not the best combination surely?
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PaulMakesMusic
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:53
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Yup. A white paper.
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Nat
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 13:56
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Maybe the cactus made him blind!! Who knows.....hmmmmmmmm ponder ponder
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Vybik Jon
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Re: What does your MP actually do ?
Jul 09, 2003, 14:03
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Boom-boom!
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