S'ok Roy, we've known about it for years... you've not spotted that spycam atop The Hurlers then? You're among friends..it's you, part of your charm. You do go a bit heavy on the lippy sometimes though, imo.
Oi, less of the BS. I'll have you know the only time I've worn a skirt on Bodmin Moor was at King Arthur's Hall enclosure where nobody could see me ;-)