If we're coming clean, then I'm a hired stud at £2500 a night for the landed gentry's young fillies they need breaking in before marriage. It's not bad work but it puts a lot of miles on the Porsche.
Get yer pen and camera in yer bag and your butt on the saddle and go get some photos of St Lawrence before it's too late ;-)
I honestly don't know if I could bear it, but it's planned for some time in the next week.