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Chris Collyer
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sorry...
Jul 04, 2003, 18:59
A man walks into a jewellers and slaps his todger on the counter. The female assistant looks him straight in the eye and says ‘Sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop’. The bloke replies –‘ aye, well get a couple of hands on that then’

(c) Chubby Brown c.1872

I'm really sorry, I’ve resisted the urge to post that all day.
But couldn’t resist it any longer.

-Chris
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