EvidentlyChickentown
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Evidently
Feb 11, 2003, 20:48
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the fucking cops are fucking keen
to fucking keep it fucking clean
the fucking chief's a fucking swine
who fucking draws a fucking line
at fucking fun and fucking games
the fucking kids he fucking blames
are nowehere to be fucking found
anywhere in chicken town
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the fucking scene is fucking sad
the fucking news is fucking bad
the fucking weed is fucking turf
the fucking speed is fucking surf
the fucking folks are fucking daft
don't make me fucking laugh
it fucking hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
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the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
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the fucking view is fucking vile
for fucking miles and fucking miles
the fucking babies fucking cry
the fucking flowers fucking die
the fucking food is fucking muck
the fucking drains are fucking fucked
the colour scheme is fucking brown
everywhere in chicken town
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the fucking pubs are fucking dull
the fucking clubs are fucking full
of fucking girls and fucking guys
with fucking murder in their eyes
a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
waiting for a fucking cab
you fucking stay at fucking home
the fucking neighbors fucking moan
keep the fucking racket down
this is fucking chicken town
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the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
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the fucking pies are fucking old
the fucking chips are fucking cold
the fucking beer is fucking flat
the fucking flats have fucking rats
the fucking clocks are fucking wrong
the fucking days are fucking long
it fucking gets you fucking down
evidently chicken town
:-P
x
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joudicaa
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Re: Evidently
Feb 12, 2003, 00:09
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fucking, john cooper clark!!
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PaulMakesMusic
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Fucking loved it!
Feb 12, 2003, 01:04
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:o)
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Pete G
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Fucking Fanks!
Feb 12, 2003, 01:08
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My daughter saw him recently and i tried to find these lyrics for her.
Cheers,
PeteG
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grrr
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Re: Fucking Fanks!
Feb 12, 2003, 09:10
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I seem to remember that this is in Ten Years in an Open Necked Shirt, but it might be out of print
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Lord Lucan
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Re: Evidently
Feb 12, 2003, 09:44
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what a fucking rude fucker.
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IronMan
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Re: Evidently
Feb 12, 2003, 10:21
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I've never heard or read that before but have gotta say that is fucking excellent... just had me sniggering and chuckling away despite it's depressing message.
The only JCC poem I remember is "You'll never find a nipple in the daily express" (least I think that's what it was called). Gonna have to find some more...
Ta!
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Pete G
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More JCC...
Feb 12, 2003, 11:24
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Twat
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.
You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.
Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race
You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.
What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.
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Vybik Jon
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Re: Evidently
Feb 12, 2003, 11:52
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Didn't know JCC had been to Shard End.
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IronMan
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Re: More JCC...
Feb 12, 2003, 12:01
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Very good!
I have read that one before somewhere, but good to see it again.
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