To be honest, I’d never actually heard ‘Love Beach’ until last week when I read a faintly positive thread about it elsewhere. Jeez, it is BAD, and I don’t mean in the Michael Jackson sense. In fact, its godawful sleeve might just be the best thing about it. If there’d been even a whiff of irony about it, ‘Love Beach’ might’ve had at least some kitsch appeal. As it is, it’s simply abysmal musically, lyrically and existentially. I hate to speak ill of the dead, but…
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