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Toni Torino
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Edited Aug 09, 2012, 15:46
Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 15:46
Moon Cat wrote:
Speaking of fromageathons, does anyone else think the opening verse to "A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook is just a bit....creeeeeeeeeeepy.

"When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more"

Trans - When I've shagged you bandy, and you're totally wrecked and think we're done for the night, I'm gonna have another crack atcha' and you won't be able to do anything about it.

My mum used to like that song. 8^(




Heh!

I find Wichita Lineman a bit creepy, Glen Campbell halfway up a pole listening in to people's conversations, no doubt one-handed...
Moon Cat
9577 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 15:46
IanB wrote:
Seb wrote:
Oh and Hey Jude and Let it Be both. Bilge. And I speak as a huge Macca fan.


Yes. "Maybe I'm Amazed" shits on both.



Can you see in my house?

Maybe I'm Amazed of Manchester.
Moon Cat
9577 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 15:50
Toni Torino wrote:
Moon Cat wrote:
Speaking of fromageathons, does anyone else think the opening verse to "A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook is just a bit....creeeeeeeeeeepy.

"When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more"

Trans - When I've shagged you bandy, and you're totally wrecked and think we're done for the night, I'm gonna have another crack atcha' and you won't be able to do anything about it.

My mum used to like that song. 8^(




Heh!

I find Wichita Lineman a bit creepy, Glen Campbell halfway up a pole listening in to people's conversations, no doubt one-handed...



Heh! Hmmm yes. Great song but with sinister under 'currents'.

"I can hear you through the whine...
And the Wich....MOM! IS THAT YOU?!!"
IanB
IanB
6761 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 16:05
Moon Cat wrote:
Speaking of fromageathons, does anyone else think the opening verse to "A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook is just a bit....creeeeeeeeeeepy.

"When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more"

Trans - When I've shagged you bandy, and you're totally wrecked and think we're done for the night, I'm gonna have another crack atcha' and you won't be able to do anything about it.

My mum used to like that song. 8^(


Isn't this an answer song to "In Every Dream Home A Heartache"? Surely it's the blow up doll singing back to Bryan!
Toni Torino
2299 posts

Edited Aug 09, 2012, 16:34
Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 16:25
IanB wrote:
Moon Cat wrote:
Speaking of fromageathons, does anyone else think the opening verse to "A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook is just a bit....creeeeeeeeeeepy.

"When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more"

Trans - When I've shagged you bandy, and you're totally wrecked and think we're done for the night, I'm gonna have another crack atcha' and you won't be able to do anything about it.

My mum used to like that song. 8^(


Isn't this an answer song to "In Every Dream Home A Heartache"? Surely it's the blow up doll singing back to Bryan!




Is "When You're in Love With A Beautiful Wopman" a continuation on the theme? The cocaine/quaalude-guzzling hero moving towards breakdown..

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard .
Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
Evergreen Dazed
1881 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 16:41
"Tell her about it, tell her all your crazy dreams".

I wish Billy would have added a caveat of some description, perhaps something along the lines of 'unless it's the one about you shagging her younger and more attractive sister'.

Thats the last time I follow Mr Joels advice, you can be sure of that.
IanB
IanB
6761 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 17:06
Ha! Is there a verse about putting his car keys in a bowl?
Moon Cat
9577 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 09, 2012, 18:11
IanB wrote:
Moon Cat wrote:
Speaking of fromageathons, does anyone else think the opening verse to "A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook is just a bit....creeeeeeeeeeepy.

"When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more"

Trans - When I've shagged you bandy, and you're totally wrecked and think we're done for the night, I'm gonna have another crack atcha' and you won't be able to do anything about it.

My mum used to like that song. 8^(


Isn't this an answer song to "In Every Dream Home A Heartache"? Surely it's the blow up doll singing back to Bryan!


Could be. I reckon she sang "Don't let me down" to Jeff Lynne too.
Toni Torino
2299 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 10, 2012, 08:13
Moon Cat wrote:
IanB wrote:
Moon Cat wrote:
Speaking of fromageathons, does anyone else think the opening verse to "A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook is just a bit....creeeeeeeeeeepy.

"When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more"

Trans - When I've shagged you bandy, and you're totally wrecked and think we're done for the night, I'm gonna have another crack atcha' and you won't be able to do anything about it.

My mum used to like that song. 8^(


Isn't this an answer song to "In Every Dream Home A Heartache"? Surely it's the blow up doll singing back to Bryan!


Could be. I reckon she sang "Don't let me down" to Jeff Lynne too.



Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
Popel Vooje
5373 posts

Re: Top ten worst ever rock ballads
Aug 10, 2012, 10:07
Toni Torino wrote:
IanB wrote:
Moon Cat wrote:
Speaking of fromageathons, does anyone else think the opening verse to "A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook is just a bit....creeeeeeeeeeepy.

"When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more"

Trans - When I've shagged you bandy, and you're totally wrecked and think we're done for the night, I'm gonna have another crack atcha' and you won't be able to do anything about it.

My mum used to like that song. 8^(


Isn't this an answer song to "In Every Dream Home A Heartache"? Surely it's the blow up doll singing back to Bryan!




Is "When You're in Love With A Beautiful Wopman" a continuation on the theme? The cocaine/quaalude-guzzling hero moving towards breakdown..

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard .
Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home .
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends


Both of those are tame, compared to another Dr. Hook song - "She's Doing Quaaludes Again":

"She fumbles and stumbles
And falls down the stairs
Makes love to the leg
Of the dining room chair
She's ready for animals, women or men
She's doing quaaludes again"
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