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Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
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Re: Drain'd Boner
Oct 23, 2006, 10:43
I got a tin of Drain'd Boner in the post. It's full of liquid ("Freshly Drained Boner") and contains (quote):

"Inbreedients: Doggen (33%), Arch-Drude of Yatesbury (33%), with an overdose of Mister E (34%)."

Instructions:

"Shake can well, do not remove from tin. Do not refridgerate. Do not consume."

Information:

"Like all our dodgy shit, this product:
* Contains no GM ingredients.
* Is only sourced from suppliers who meet Merrick's stringent standards of quality and safety."

"Suitable for Norse Gods."

"Produced in England for Silbury's Ubermarket Unltd."

Just thought you'd like to know.
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