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subgiant
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Re: Caption Contest
Jul 10, 2003, 13:39
Oi.., it's eating my bloody wig...
Wotan
Wotan
606 posts

Re: Caption Contest
Jul 10, 2003, 14:26
well I know my partner wanted a big rock on her engagement ring, so ....
goffik
goffik
3926 posts

Re: Caption Contest
Jul 10, 2003, 21:47
I can't top any of those! Keep 'em coming!

I've been pulling me hair out trying to think of things *snigger*

And we haven't even touched on my obesity! ;o)
Moth
Moth
5236 posts

Judge and prizegiver
Jul 10, 2003, 22:28
By the way, we're all assuming you're gonna be the one to chose a winner in the end and give em a prize goffik?

On a TOTALLY UNCONNECTED theme, I'd just like to say that for anyone to call you fat or bald would be a travesty! You're obviously a fine figure of a man who is too busy to faff with coifure and the like. A no nonsense down to earth all around nice guy.

By the way, on another TOTALLY UNCONNECTED theme, I thought my post 'Don't worry mate, she'll be back', with the background stone looking like it was walking away towards the horizon was quite amusing. Just thought I'd mention it. No reason or anything.

<Cough> <Cough>

love

Moth

PS There's actually no point in doing fat gags - you did the best one we'd get in that direction with your actual caption. Anyway, I suspect a lot of us would feel a bit pot/kettle/black if we started down that road..... Where did I put that last pie? Burp.
Wotan
Wotan
606 posts

Re: Basaltic Blue
Jul 11, 2003, 10:42
Goffik discovers just the right shade for the outside loo....

Dulux - you find the colour and we'll match it
goffik
goffik
3926 posts

Re: Judge and prizegiver
Jul 15, 2003, 21:37
Ah, yes, prizes... erm...

Was it my idea to have a caption contest? I think not!

That said, I will happily buy you a drink at the next TMA get-together! Are there such things?

If there's one near(ish) Southampton, I'll happily show my Mitchellesque face! ;o)

I'm an Aries - I love the attention!
Moth
Moth
5236 posts

Re: Judge and prizegiver
Jul 15, 2003, 22:02
I'm an Aries too.

I don't really believe in that stuff, but on another mesageboard I visit regularly, it turned out that about 80% of the regulars were Aries....

Take it you're not making it to the White horse on 26th?!!!!!

love

Moth
nigelswift
8112 posts

Re: Caption Contest
Jul 15, 2003, 22:08
Arse 'n Sarsen



(Sorry)
Moth
Moth
5236 posts

Re: Caption Contest
Jul 15, 2003, 22:57
Oi, don't you come along here like a dark horse & try to wrest my prize away at the last minute!!!

Get thee to a library and start a new tradition - shout 'Arse n' Sarsen' at the top of your voice.

love

Moth
nigelswift
8112 posts

Re: Caption Contest
Jul 15, 2003, 23:01
No you're right Moth it was just too insulting, I don't even know the bloke.
So how about
Archaeologist in search of rough trade hides behind stone...
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