Moon Cat wrote: Orkgar The Hellfish and his band "Astaroth's CrabbeSticke" will release their new album "Tartarus in Tartar Sauce" in a limited edition of one on Halloween. To get it you must fight the fans of the band, known as the "Spumey Spawn" to the death and to the winner the spoils. Then Orkgar and the band will commit ritual suicide by being eaten by piranha and the remains being served in batter with lemon to Satan.
A bit more authentic than Bathory then?
I'll get me ork.
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