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Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
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Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:09
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Ah yes, I've heard that version before.

Can't wait to see you tonight, darling!

Were you in our usual spot? Did you get crushed? Do you think I'll be able to wear a dress without it being ripped to shreds? Do I need to wear steel toecapped boots or can I get away with my thigh length boots? Will I get stomped on? Is it 'crushy and heaving and gettting squished against the barrier,' like Nottingham Rock City or 'stand around holding your pint with three feet either side of you,' like Oxford or Bilston?"

Yup! Usual spot. Very easy going as far as the crush thing went. You could easily have worn a dress last night with no fear of damage to it. Shrimp did. I think you should wear your thigh length boots anyway. All the time. In fact, just wear those if you're in the mood. Not crushy and heaving at all last night.

See you later!

"And where's the loaf of bread you went out for last night?!"

I ate it.
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