The Indian Prime Minister,Atal Bihari Vajpayee, has hinted at 'allied' forces moving into Kashmir soon. Who's next then?
I ... erm ... borrowed my next door neighbours lawn mower and forgot to return it. The cheeky blighter wants it back after four years and is threatening violence! Just last week he uprooted my asparagus! Perhaps the US will help me out with this little crisis.
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