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fitzcoraldo
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Re: tescos
Jan 07, 2006, 08:46
Like the supermarkets for one kick.
Remember the first supermarkets?
They said, "Ho, the supermarket!
Got oranges, bananas, an' mannas an' sannas an' coos...
You go in." Say, "Oh, yes!"
"Whatta ya' do?"
"You get a cart."
"You do?"
"Well, where's the fruit?"
"It's over there."
"It is?"
"Have you seen the ravi... "
"No, I don't know anything about that."
And there you are pushin' in the supermarket with the cart.
You grab the cart and you go strolling up and down the aisles
and you load up all your jazz
and you're working for them, see?
But it's alright.
It's alright, because you're getting -
this is the beginning -
very, very, low, low, low, low prices.
Saving, you see.
So you don't mind, you know, pushing a little bit.
And then, a few swings of the ( ? ).
Same supermarket, same cart.
Prices - whhhhooooo!
And you're still pushin' the mother cart.
Still workin' for 'em.
And you'll even take carts and push them into other carts,
to show that you're... Right?
It's amazing.

Lord Buckley
Supermarkets
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