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Merrick
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Bill Hicks on Rush Limbaugh
Aug 12, 2004, 10:27
"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh recently... Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lie around in a tub while other men pee on him?

Can't you just picture his fat, corpulent body lying in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush stand all around peeing on him? 'Ooh, I can't get hard. Ronnie, pee in my mouth'.

He still can't get hard, so Barbara Bush comes in. She takes off her pearls, and undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls half way to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum. Barbara walks over, squats over his face, and squeezes out a link into his mouth. Finally, his tiny dick gets half-way hard. 'Oooh!' A little bubble forms on the end of his dick, with a little demon maggot inside.

The demon maggot pops the bubble, and goes off to join a pro-life group somewhere.

Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher; he munches scat, get used to it."
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