thesweetcheat wrote: postman wrote: I liked this comment at the bottom..............
Having marched all over the world (22 years Parachute Regiment!) the only things you leave behind are fear and footprints!. And when you have to take a ‘dump’, bury it deep!.
Ha ha!
I liked the let's-take-a-short-cut-through-a-bog one. That would be me.
This might be my favourite
A stranger on another website wrote:
Always tell friends and family staying at home where you are going and what time you expect to return. If you don’t have any friends, leave details of your route on the windscreen of your car when you park. If you don’t do either of these, remember a penknife for when you get your arm/leg/head trapped between two rocks… (Steph A, Steve T)
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