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Evergreen Dazed
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Re: Grimes Graves - Trip Adviser
Aug 28, 2014, 12:21
juamei wrote:
Evergreen Dazed wrote:
juamei wrote:
Evergreen Dazed wrote:

I wonder if its possible just to 'pick up punters' like some prehistory prostitute just by hanging around on the path from the car park.. 'i'll give you a good experience at the stones, darlin'..' etc etc


"Alright mister. You look like you might like something off the beaten track if you know what I mean? Maybe a bit of a polishing stone eh eh eh? Or maybe you like a firm tall menhir?"


..nice couple of mounds eh eh? wide berms you're looking for eh?..


I bet you like to explore a dark chamber...


..and a recess or two
CARL
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Re: Grimes Graves - Trip Adviser
Aug 28, 2014, 12:22
I am sure that would make the tour even more interesting! :)
Evergreen Dazed
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Re: Grimes Graves - Trip Adviser
Aug 28, 2014, 12:26
Howburn Digger wrote:


I'd say... Do it.

NT would have to "catch you at it" and remember the NT are hard pushed to fix gates and consolidate monuments let alone aggressively patrol against freelance interpretation guides. If you had already reached a private arrangement with a client/ clients to "show them the stones" they cannot do a damned thing to stop you.


True, and its a very tempting idea. A one hour tour would probably pay for my petrol money and lunch, making it a free visit for me! If the henge shop can sell scrapers for £9 each (yes, still shocked by that) why can't I offer a little private tour eh?
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
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Re: Grimes Graves - Trip Adviser
Aug 28, 2014, 13:09
Evergreen Dazed wrote:
CARL wrote:
A couple of years ago myself, Karen and the children had an 'official tour' of Avebury given by a local N.T. volunteer and the money raised went to (I think) a local charity. It was only a couple of pounds and we were the only ones there so in effact had a private tour. The lady was very good and (being a local) had some interesting things to say. I fully enjoyed the tour.


Yes, but i'd be wearing thigh-high PVC stiletto boots. And possibly chewing gum (at clients discretion), thats why my prices are higher.



You'd have to have a WHIP round first Carl :-)
Howburn Digger
Howburn Digger
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Re: Grimes Graves - Trip Adviser
Aug 28, 2014, 17:17
Evergreen Dazed wrote:
Howburn Digger wrote:


I'd say... Do it.

NT would have to "catch you at it" and remember the NT are hard pushed to fix gates and consolidate monuments let alone aggressively patrol against freelance interpretation guides. If you had already reached a private arrangement with a client/ clients to "show them the stones" they cannot do a damned thing to stop you.


True, and its a very tempting idea. A one hour tour would probably pay for my petrol money and lunch, making it a free visit for me! If the henge shop can sell scrapers for £9 each (yes, still shocked by that) why can't I offer a little private tour eh?




No reason whatsoever.

Do it.

Halfway through your tour, pull out a pocketful of scrapers and show them to the visitors. Ask only a fiver for each one. And point out that the NT shop sells "modern" ones for nine quid. They'll go like hot cakes.

I remember arriving on North Uist on a Sunday morning many years ago. Everything was shut, closed and barred by the "Wee Frees". Nothing to do and nowhere to go. One enterprising guy had slung some tartan rugs in his clapped out minibus and was running sightseeing tours round North Uist and Benbecula etc. Then he'd return you for the afternoon ferry. He only charged a couple of quid. It was brilliant. He chatted and pointed out stuff, stopped for photos for people etc. He even handed round a beautiful neolithic axe (perfect condition) which he'd found. You still remember those kind of "tours"nearly half a lifetime later.
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