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Sin Agog
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Re: Joke of the day
Jun 13, 2017, 14:05
You've gotta think of him like some sort of Who or original Star Trek villain that feeds on emotion. He does everything he can to provoke people into feeding him that fine, fine nectar, but if you keep cool as a polar bear's toenails the dude will shrivel away into nothingness. You may think you're fighting him, but really every time you Lawrence out on him you're giving him a three-course meal. 'course you're totally pathologically obsessed with this dude so...deaf ears.


Anyway, try this on for size (yoinked from an interview with that dude from Amadeus, F. Murray Abraham):

A blonde girl marches into a library and says, "Hi! I'd like a hamburger, some fries and a chocolate shake."

The man at the desk replies, "This is a library!"

The girl nods her head and whispers: "I'd like a hamburger, some fries and a chocolate shake."

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