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Joke of the day
Jun 12, 2017, 10:51
On his 73rd birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate was for a consultation with an elderly Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction!

The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' " the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine
will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he stood there nude and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife squealed with delight and began throwing off her clothes, hopped on the bed and then asked, "What was the '1-2-3' for?"

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