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Sanctuary
Sanctuary
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The toughest of conditions....
Jun 01, 2017, 13:11
...said the label..

Was searching for a decent but reasonably priced outdoor jacket.

Found the 'Arbroath' jacket on the rail in one of my local farming suppliers.

Asked a sales assistant if it was water proof. Certain to be, he said, then read what it said on the label.

'With exceptional durability, you can assured that this quality product from Portwest will with stand the toughest of conditions'.

Yes, but it doesn't say that it's waterproof does it?

I'll look it up on the net he replied and disappeared into the office.

Five minutes later he reappeared and told me it was only showerproof!!

So much for the toughest of conditions! eh!
Evergreen Dazed
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Edited Jun 01, 2017, 22:02
Re: The toughest of conditions....
Jun 01, 2017, 13:39
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dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: The toughest of conditions....
Jun 01, 2017, 13:57
made in china...?
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
4704 posts

Re: The toughest of conditions....
Jun 01, 2017, 14:08
dhajjieboy wrote:
made in china...?


Got it in one!
Evergreen Dazed
1881 posts

Edited Jun 01, 2017, 22:03
Re: The toughest of conditions....
Jun 01, 2017, 17:00
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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
382 posts

Re: The toughest of conditions....
Jun 03, 2017, 01:09
I'm a fucking skinny cunt, I hate all clothes - nothing will ever fit me
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
382 posts

Re: The toughest of conditions....
Jun 03, 2017, 01:15
Al Pacino will be dead soon,/
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 03, 2017, 01:22
Re: The toughest of conditions....
Jun 03, 2017, 01:19
You only go into the toughest of conditions under the authority of a fact finding mission

Say if you'd wondered into a Libyan training camp wearing only Snapchat glasses and Gucci boxer shorts - you wouldn't last two seconds!

But you might last one second.

They might take you seriously.

You might leave with more than information.

Cx

plus their clothes are shit, and so are yours
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