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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited May 06, 2017, 02:28
Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 02:07
Get a plane saw or a spirit level, i'm sick of hearing "seig heil" every time i have to rasp another mis-measured fence panel or making up for your fucking shit handiwork you non-laser-pointed wankers from a previous century!!

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited May 06, 2017, 02:27
Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 02:24
best you can hope for is a Universal Basic Income, though given that you've learned French as a first language you can all boil in the sun and come back with a consumer level pound coin you can make wibbly noises out of
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 02:30
Wibbly wibbly wibbly wibbly pound coin equal temperament
Wibbly wibbly wibbly wibbly not as confounding to shopping trolleys as first expected
Wibbly wibbly wibbly wibbly your cheek is interacting with your jowl
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 02:32
wibbly wibbly wibbly wibbly confusing suspension minor chord...........
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited May 06, 2017, 02:58
Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 02:55
But I have 2 SAY
if 2DAY were the only day
much like any other

the hams would inflate the globe and smother the trees
the love you wish for is
weak

your wish is not my command
it is the wish of fools

(that's HAM whistling into the distance to the right, hear it whistling at that UHF?)
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 03:05
you're a fucking idiot
and nothing will ever change
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 03:08
obviously the giant invisible grey obsidian block that insinuates itself stage right, or left to the observer - nothing to do with this at all
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 03:42
is there anything that isn't wank?
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 05:27
oh wait, it's bats and very small birds, with a marly old seagull hoping to fill the lower octaves
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hitler, and other auditory hallucinations
May 06, 2017, 05:46
Exeunt stage left (or right to the observer)
You were pretty annoying anyway tweety birds
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