Kid Calamity wrote:
Moon Cat wisely persuaded Fat Orange Mouse to stay away, on the night - as his fur is nylon and one static spark from that could have... well, it doesn't bare thinking about.
I wasn't there cos Goon Splat told me I wasn't going to get an attendance fee of any sort and plus the options were...
A) Travel to Croydon stuffed in a bag, which is most undignified, to hang out with some weirdos whilst Julia Cope does summink or..
B) Stay in Baboon Mat's mum's house (Whislt they were away! YAY!) which had a fully stocked fridj and wine cellar, a big cosy sofa and a massive telly.
Didn't have to think too hard...
fnff fnff.
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