Thank f*ck it wasn't that twatty-failed-rock-keyboardist turned Buzz Aldrin-moon-walker-fan. Like he could tell what was in front of his nose. And be truthful about it.
Tch! If you mean Brian Cox, astronomer - I like him a lot. He does seem quite gentle though, is that a twat qualification these days?
PS: Hope England win the World Cup too. Call me deluded.