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morfe
morfe
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on yer bIcke
Oct 04, 2005, 23:40
If animal metaphors are your favourite then you must admit you are a squid (and no offence to other cephalopods here or elsewhere), all slippery tentacles, ungraspable, and more than willing to muddy the water when cornered. I didn't say spineless.

Mike: " I am a reptile and God and it is armageddon in 2011 and you are Ford Fiestas!"

John Doe: "You're a big fibber!"

Mike: (squirting violently) "you are ignorant, stupid head!" (squirt, scuttle)

John Doe: (splutter) "No, I don't believe you"

Mike: You are what's called by us superior beings as a John. You stupid pants"

ad nauseum.
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