Brilliant! This is exactly what we wanted to hear. Two thoughts on ID cards:
1) When it comes to the photo, do a bottle of whiskey before jumping into the photoboothe in Boots the Chemist. Perhaps ammend your card to read "OD card" instead. And if plod remarks you're looking a little ill on the photo, tell him you're a "green" activist.
2) We've all got dopplegangers, so find yours and trade photos. Preferably find one who looks like you did at 15 years of age. That way you can lend them your card to get into pubs and stuff. What the hell, charge the little runt a premium for the service.
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