"What's that noise coming from the mammoth pen, dear?"
"Oh, it's just the mammoth crashing its way out with no obvious effort, leaving the mammoth pen in a heap of matchwood"
"Thought so. Back to hunting it is"
LOL...
Neanderthal wife to husband:
'Why has that Mammoth in the pen only got three legs'?
Husband:
'Sorry dear. The match was cancelled last night so the boys never came around...so I just had a quick snack'!