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fitzcoraldo
fitzcoraldo
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£160k to repair giant stone penis!
Mar 29, 2006, 09:29
http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/site/812

Can you imagine what the council tax payers of Clackmannan must be saying.

I love it. Thanks for posting it Andy.

Fitz
BigSweetie
BigSweetie
806 posts

Re: £160k to repair giant stone penis!
Mar 29, 2006, 14:38
nae bother Fitz. I'm surprised the Record couldn't make more of the story than 2 measly lines - so much potential for tabloid comedy there

Cheers
Andy
fitzcoraldo
fitzcoraldo
2709 posts

Re: £160k to repair giant stone penis!
Mar 29, 2006, 16:10
Damn right Andy,
A very poor effort, hardly worthy of a tabloid.
I'm sure the sun would have devoted a full page to it and included examples of other saucy shaped stones.

cheers
fitz
Steve Gray
Steve Gray
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Re: £160k to repair giant stone penis!
Mar 29, 2006, 16:55
"I'm sure the sun would have devoted a full page to it and included examples of other saucy shaped stones."

And no doubt caressing these stones would be scantily-clad silicone-enhanced neolithic maidens.

Which reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

A youth asked his teacher whether he would be allowed to miss the maths test tomorrow because he would be too tired from making love all night. She quickly replied, "No, you can do the maths test with your other hand."

:o))
fitzcoraldo
fitzcoraldo
2709 posts

Re: £160k to repair giant stone penis!
Mar 29, 2006, 17:12
Heres a times on line article from last year. No knob jokes but a nice little article
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1797950,00.html
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