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Introducing the new romantic poetry range
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Edited Jan 07, 2020, 13:58
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jan 07, 2020, 13:52
Y'know I'd die a little inside if you weren't implying my new romantic poetry was magnificently twatty.

Currently trying to write a song about drunkenly chatting up an ex-girlfriend on social media called "(Let Me Be Your) Love Tamagotchi", rhyming the word "chorus" with "myths about Horus" - and lo! Osiris' penis was thrown into the Nile and eaten by a catfish!

Sometimes these things just write themselves.

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