1.Radio Gnome
2.You Can't Kill Me
3.I've Been Stone Before
4.Mister Long Shanks: O Mother: I Am Your Fantasy
5.Dynamite: I Am Your Animal
6.Wet Cheese Delirum
7.Squeezing Sponges Over Policemen's Heads
8.Fohat Digs Holes in Space
9.And You Tried So Hard
10.Tropical Fish: Selene
11.Gnome the Second


1973 was a strange year.

Flailing at school, I spent my time learning guitar licks from Bowie records, reading existentialist novels and getting spaced out listening to Gong, the stoned freak collective formed by Aussie Daevid Allen after he quit Soft Machine in 1967.

I picked up their psych-out masterpiece Camembert Electrique for 49 pence as a "loss-leader" during the newly established Virgin Records' introductory promo campaign.

Camembert Electrique was the first prog-psychedelic album that grabbed me. Its heavy space rock, free form jazz, electronic experimentation and wig-out hippy humor was like nothing I'd heard.

But the main reason this LP captivated my adolescent brain was that my parents despised it in exactly inverse proportion to my newfound exhilaration.

As I cranked Camembert on my Fidelity music center, the cacophonous closing jam Fohat Digs Holes in Space - suggesting an orgasmic cosmic orgy - was greeted with screams of execration by my father. He especially hated Gilli Smyth's wordless "space whispering" - actually a piercing screech that could crack a lava lamp at ten paces.

His pleas for me to remove the offending platter from the turntable merely increased my desire to spin it with increasing volume and regularity.

If you could get past the caterwauling, Fohat Digs Holes in Space had an ambient, trancelike feel which was way ahead of its time. History shows that Gong were precursors of the fire-twirlers and dayglo armband brigade who typified the proto-ravers of the 1990s. Members of the band later went on to form System 7, Eat Static and other key techno outfits.

Another classic Allen track, and about as close to a ballad as Gong get, And You Tried So Hard, features a splendid lyric which proclaims:

A hand flutters in my brain
Silken cords trembling into the waterfall
Where the wise brown frog
Gives princely advice.

If you're the skeptical type, maybe you got a problem with wise brown frogs dispensing princely advice, or titles like Squeezing Sponges Over Policemen's Heads. Or how about Wet Cheese Delirium, the track which closes Side One and features backwards tapes and a stoned French hippy droning the priceless incantation, "Tu Veux Camembert? Tu Veux Camembert?"

But if you think that's weird, Camembert Electrique marks the birth of founder Daevid Allen's tongue-in-cheek Planet Gong mythology - the subject of the band's subsequent three albums. It describes a utopian interplanetary psychic communication between we Earthlings and - ahem - the "pothead pixies" from the distant planet Gong.

Unsurprisingly, the Gong mythology makes a lot more sense if you happen to be stoned senseless. Gong songs are about a kind of cosmic freedom, I guess, even if it is the freedom to discover your inner pixie, eat cheese and marmalize your brain with "tea" and "mushrooms".

Gong were never anything like fashionable, and by the time the New Wave had struck, unmendable cracks had fractured the prog-rock facade. The days of hallucinating freedom were over, to be replaced by life-changing, punky revelations.

To be sure, no one loved getting high more than my punky friends, but it had become demonstrably old hat - and fatally uncool - to admit a predilection for such hippy-dippy nonsense.

Moving on to edgier frontiers, I never bought another Gong LP, and when their Floating Anarchy Tour visited my town's 77 Club during the summer of punk fury, I wisely kept my own cheesy counsel.

Oh yes, I had been a fan. But when my friends barked "Fuck off, hippies!" at the patchouli pixies proudly prancing on stage, I - sheeplike in my treachery - unashamedly joined in with their chorus of derision.

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