Yeah, but when she looks a twat it's because she's being outrageous and extravagant, like Bowie or something ;-)
The alternatives last night? Rada trained cockernees, a thug twat, a twat and Florence & The Machine (created in a lab to appeal to readers of Observer Music Monthly).
Still Peter Kay's funny. He's Northern! He says 'love' and 'brew'! Haha!
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ps: I don't like it when she does speeches though - then the Madonna comparisons are correct.