TCH. I met him in a club in mousechester once. He reckoned he could chug more ales than me and called me a short arse. He was royally fucked after a couple of Babyshams. He tried to swing for me and missed and I climbed on a stool, nutted him and he collapsed like Britpop. Then I laughed at his hair and he said " Aww please don't tek the piss out of me fookin 'air man" then cried like a little girl. And I ate his crisps. Liam is soft as goo. Factomundo!
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