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Bro ken ews

Apr 29, 2019, 09:42

**Breaking News**

Important update information ministry update from important people (honest)

“It is now officially a civil offence NOT to believe something you hear on the news. If you know or know of someone who has expressed even the slightest doubt concerning a major news story please notify the appropriate authority and they will be dealt with at the nearest GeoSo (trademark) correctional facility...Erm....’Centre for Wellbeing.’ If you yourself have had any doubts whatsoever please seek medical advice immediately before the condition gets any worse. It’s better to prevent than cure! In most cases we offer a (this is the) ‘Truth (you fool) Awareness’ course...or a £500 fine..which will do nicely. Off-World awaits serious repeat offenders.
No...you misunderstand..Off-World isn’t a ‘place’...
Have a nice day.”

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