Actually, I was thinking of starting a social media crowdsourcing initiative for LGBTA rights called "Poof Positive" - what with the amount of punning involved in even the Guardian headlines I'm pretty sure nobody's thought of this yet.
(it's not even a pun you just have to remove a letter|)
((actually I'm just feeling guilty for not engaging with my local labour councillor because I'm too mentally ill as half of a childless couple to vocalise my double plus negative at the Tories cutting services in Labour constituencies))
(((sometimes I think of my gnarly old primary school teacher and Teresa May at the same time, the Brexit school report an "occasional lapse")))
((cats do occasional laps don't they? they have a cat at number 10))
(((yeah, while he's not biting your fucking face off)))