how about only people the age of forty can ever vote ever - that should narrow the window a bit.
like flies your accumulated concerns shall weep into the slits.
at least then there'd be some responsibility as you'd have heard both sides of the argument and presumably not be a total twat!
Cx
you could introduce a sinister air of ageism is this a Viking thing? Vote then jump off a cliff. FFS i have done zero research
everybody only vote at forty with your own blood which even then is toxscreened and weighted accordingly before being sent off to the euthenasia ovens.
fuck me that is horrible sorry the wine is back again:
"how did you rate your citizenship, press yes for here, goodbye"
then the government of the day would win by promising death for everybody who votes
how could you corrupt that?
"i don't vote because my MP is 116 years old and promising new cogs for my eye pisser"
(no carry on this is good you were having a breakthrough with your Disney dystopic cockney musical: "Ooh, now let me sing a song about the human farming, la da da da da something charming..,")