That's why you need three options on the people's vote as England is clearly going to win with its dazzling realtime performance of the three field crop rotation system.
Nobody say Michael Gove as next Tory leader - he's there man, he's got the glasses he's got the vision.
Michael Gove for UK Prime Minister (because he looks the part and can beam soil from his podium)
And he's fucking Scottish and can unite Europe with his man tits, and tell the WTO to fuck off because the French are all socialist anyway
Giant Scottish Man Tit Socialist Tory Leader Michael Gove dressed as Saint Nicholas gave a rousing speech today...