Grrrr, why I oughta - if Alex Jones wasn't in Australia presenting the Invictus Games I'd ruddy well suggest in a paranoid conspiratorial fashion that the European Research Group are coordinating directly with an old wizen haired Sunday School Teacher manlady who will personally oversee all hard border issues with a big gun or several hundred.
Yes I know I've basically just read a Guardian news headline back to you and have contributed nothing to the Brexit debate.
What's txt speak for a Klingon Bat'leth tournament final?