"If you are a UK resident living and working in Europe and feel that your vote in the EU referendum has been ignored, send your grievances on a postcard to:
"She weepeth sore in the night, and her tears are on her cheeks;
Among all her lovers she hath none to comfort her;
All her friends have dealt treacherous with her,
They are become her enemies."
Do you like that? I don't even know what that is - all I need to know about the Brexit negotiations I can get off of a cup that has been removed from the top of a Bible that I just idly picked up and flicked to a random page!