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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Hahaha!
Aug 07, 2019, 17:42
Well, as long as it's not your mum being deported I guess ;) :( :| :(

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Edited Aug 08, 2019, 00:17
Straw Poll. Straw Man. Straw Corbyn.
Aug 07, 2019, 18:18
It seems like an eternity ago that Chucky Mark and all of that Europe I imagined would sooner a Labour Government in power than a Boris one.

Beheck! I shall now furrow my brow even even harderer and make it so....


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((((But isn't Corbyn supposed to be a weak leader, what if all your dreams are dust and there is no future?))))

Well, as yet unspecified persecution complex character, Ibuleve in a Thing Called Love!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7kEp5vbkSc

etc.

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Edited Aug 07, 2019, 19:06
Re: Water off a duck's back in Stoke
Aug 07, 2019, 19:05
maybe they wan out of woad.

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Edited Aug 07, 2019, 22:41
Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Aug 07, 2019, 21:59
see, what the argument there was right if that Corbyn has already negotiated a deal with the EU right, and they already accept Corbyn's deal or notsomuch deal as like the new Pixies album with Frank Black with the aliens n wotnot - the EU are in a weakened negotiating position because they agree with Corbyn and Corbyn is like that song that goes "Jeffrey With One F Jeffery" hang on I'll post it here a second:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXYfuhFxxw

"Jeffery with one F", that's like about the preservation of the Welsh language, right.

So anyway the EU are like d in the Pixies song and Boris Johnson is like the absence of Kim Deal on the new Pixies album, but we need to be r times t.

Maybe a Government of both d and r and t at the same time condensed into power that does not escape, with Kim Deal assuming Priti Patel's role as foreign, home and black hole secretary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7TjCbhq9EE merde merde merde

and this is why I am currently embroiled in a misery-based pas de deux with the wife about visiting the tallest fucking aquaduct on the continent.

Cx

"Zip all you like Dominic Cumtwat, you're already dead!!!"

((meh, not the best kiss off really, you've introduced the concept of Death too early without making everybody laugh - have you tried online darkweb pharmacies?))
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Edited Aug 12, 2019, 14:55
Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Aug 12, 2019, 14:41
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/09/helter-skelter-installed-in-nave-of-norwich-cathedral-ornate-roof

What, like, 10 women because binary choices exist? And binary is what is both killing the planet and keeping it alive ultimately, which is why Dominic Cummings So Hard Right Now believes in Quantum bloody everything as long as he wins?

Ugh, middle class dinner party nonsense: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E8sptpHZGs

Cx
grufty jim
grufty jim
1978 posts

Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Aug 14, 2019, 13:27
That irritated me. Lucas is usually pretty sharp, but not only will this proposal exacerbate division, but it's just bollocks to suggest that gender is playing a major part in the meltdown of British political life.

Many of the most prominent voices and most powerful influences during this whole crisis have been women. A cabinet of national unity featuring Theresa May, Arlene Foster, Kate Hoey, Andrea Leadstrom, Anne Widdecombe, Priti Patel...

... anyone?

You make a list like that and it suddenly looks like maybe what we need is LESS women involved.

At least, it would do if you were a maniac who assumed their political incompetence was a factor of their gender. Anyone think the UK would be where it is right now if Ken Clarke was leader of the tories instead of May? (You don't even need to imagine the tories out of power to admit how different it could have been).

But to claim it would have been an improvement because of the genders involved (rather than their politics) is bonkers. Something rotten crept into British political life with brexit, and it's affecting men and women alike.
nigelswift
8065 posts

Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Aug 14, 2019, 15:26
Agreed.
And the voices of Ken Clark - and Major, Brown, Blair and Heseltine sound like grown-ups in a nursery school. Compare the screechings of Farage, Patel etc. We've been very unlucky, when we needed a decent generation of politicians we got dross.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Edited Aug 15, 2019, 13:12
Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Aug 15, 2019, 13:05
Having read the Dominic Cummings advertorial in the Guardian about fifteen year olds being selected as leaders, I can only conclude that he too found the 1994 censorship of Chris Morris for misreporting the death of Michael Heseltine highly amusing, leading as it has now to said Heseltine being branded "an old man who doesn't understand Brexit".

Probably also watched Earth: Final Conflict about how an AI could have written that last paragraph, and the super-intelligent aliens are called "Tail-ons" because they didn't lose their tails through evolution so were able to leap for the higher-up intelligence grapes. AND they're all female actors!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9MJAI2eOsY


Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Edited Aug 15, 2019, 13:40
Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Aug 15, 2019, 13:24
TOP ELECTION TIP: Look out for Party Political memes based on the Second Viennese School of abstract expressionism.

We have twelve policies in order of priority, which then reverse priority throughout the campaign, resulting in the complete opposite policies by the end.

And in total contempt for the reader I haven't identified a single policy to either order or reverse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Policy #1: CCTV and Privacy
Aug 15, 2019, 14:22
We propose an extension of the "Boris Bikes" scheme to address privacy concerns regarding automated computer vision recognition systems.

The "Boris Bikes" scheme to be extended to include the rental of human-sized alligator costumes, until such time as automated computer vision recognition systems perform "gator analysis".

Cx
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