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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Jun 07, 2019, 15:40
‘The Bud of Christ’

erf, or pooh into the gas tank.

Download the Brexit app today and have your Amazon credit replenished.

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Amil04
447 posts

Edited Jun 11, 2019, 16:20
Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Jun 11, 2019, 16:13
Well yes..maybe..
At the time I was thinking more along the lines of if you don’t fart you get a cheaper fare. But yes..stick it in the gas tank and again..you get a cheaper fare! Ooh I do love equality..whether you fart or not on public transport we’re all equal in the eyes of the bus company.

Next book..

‘Farting Through History’

The Guardian says..

“An excellent little book, perfect for that particular friend of yours..nudge nudge. The scratch and sniff version of the Bristol Stool chart is a hoot! Seriously though it deals with the serious issue of what farts are actually doing to the environment and how, through using the app, you can tell just what poisonous gases you yourself are responsible for releasing into this world. Gone are the days when farting was funny my friends. The handy app also allows you to buy and sell fart credits and trade on the fart exchange 24/7..Curry tonight then! (..been doing a little insider trading Ed)”
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 17, 2019, 12:54
Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Jun 17, 2019, 12:54
This article gives me hope:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/jun/10/magic-mushrooms-treatment-depression-aztecs-psilocybin-mental-health-medicine

...that in 14 years I can still be doing this job and be able to legally procure hallucinogenics to cope with the cognitive dissonance.

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1618 posts

Edited Jun 17, 2019, 14:23
Ugh, and Bleeuuurgh
Jun 17, 2019, 14:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlHdn7bS2BY

Channel 4? Bunch of bollocks, like how all culture is impermenent but we need to have a X-Factor Karaoke now because Gordon Brown said so - Boris "JCB" Johnson has every right not to show up, but I bet he can't nail "Slut" by Vomit Pigs because it's on discogs and really expensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqlg1JsIY0Q

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nigelswift
8065 posts

So it's to end up exactly as expected
Jun 26, 2019, 08:32
Dominic Raab: "If we end up on WTO terms it will be the EU’s choice’"

So there we go, as predicted here three years ago. Europe demonised, and when the Brexit supporting utter shits lose their jobs and benefits they'll be told it's Europe's fault.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 27, 2019, 18:24
Re: So it's to end up exactly as expected
Jun 27, 2019, 17:18
Wonder where one can buy some adult-sized USAF pyjamas, for I too wish to show up at council meetings under the influence of homebaked ketamine.

"Neeeeeeeeeeey!!! Snort"

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jul 06, 2019, 22:37
Re: A new measure of Corbyn's historic awfulness
Jun 27, 2019, 18:48
That would have been good I suppose but if traditional Labour values have to be The People vs The Media and no debate occurs it just re-enforces the Fake News idea that a prant-agonist can never be seen in the same room as a charlatan as they cancel each other out like in The Matrix or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT1ZErrpCtQ

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nigelswift
8065 posts

There's something wrong
Jul 04, 2019, 08:51
.... when a country's leadership can be decided by dog whistling a few tens of thousands of really nasty people who want fox hunting brought back.....
spencer
spencer
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Edited Jul 04, 2019, 12:48
Re: There's something wrong
Jul 04, 2019, 10:28
..and all that BBC hustings coverage given to that tiny minority to help them decide between Mr Nasty and Mr Nasty. I read a bit of Max Hastings analysis of Bojo ...all the traits behind the bumbly facade of a psychopath. And all those spending promises when Hammond has said the money isn't there. How many of that tiny membership, many of whom will be dead in ten years, will actually vote? And how many more times will the EU hierarchy say that there will be no renegotiation? YCNMIU. UK, soon to become the 52nd state of the Union...if it isn't already.
goffik
goffik
3920 posts

Re: There's something wrong
Jul 04, 2019, 18:00
I can't get the video to start, but I'm hoping this will be worth the wait...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-fox-hunting-ban-vote-tory-leadership-contest-boris-johnson-a8987531.html
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