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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Dec 08, 2018, 23:51
Liz Truss is sort of like the MP you want to tag with the words "£3 billion special measures economy", but she's not quite from there.

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Dec 09, 2018, 00:06
Re: May's latest big fib
Dec 09, 2018, 00:00
That's why you need three options on the people's vote as England is clearly going to win with its dazzling realtime performance of the three field crop rotation system.

Nobody say Michael Gove as next Tory leader - he's there man, he's got the glasses he's got the vision.

Michael Gove for UK Prime Minister (because he looks the part and can beam soil from his podium)

And he's fucking Scottish and can unite Europe with his man tits, and tell the WTO to fuck off because the French are all socialist anyway

Giant Scottish Man Tit Socialist Tory Leader Michael Gove dressed as Saint Nicholas gave a rousing speech today...

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Dec 09, 2018, 00:29
Re: May's latest big fib
Dec 09, 2018, 00:17
Some londoners went at each other with their crappy larynx and being on a street, waving help signs and desparation, their light bouncing like so much monetised Brew Phlegm - the most insipid of phlegm.

Then Michael Gove was Tory Prime Minister.

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(because he looks like he can fit into an Adam Curtis retrospective quite nicely)

(and if you're asking for Michael Howard's opinion it might as well scan like a teenage goth fantasy)

(and if you're typing into the internet recycled early 90s Channel 4 lifestyle opinion you can understand why Michael Gove really only has one shot left at this unless we're invaded by the bloody Danes again, who as I've already asserted don't even bother putting little lines through their English subtitled crime drama o's)

spaghetti o's because you're massively patronising your audience which isn't even there
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1643 posts

Re: May's latest big fib
Dec 09, 2018, 00:35
yes I know this sounds like a Trump tweet - luckily I have the clarity to understand that when I'm on one I can pretend my words are worth reading.

I can go lardy plebby farty cunty poo quads and nobody will give a shit because words are only there to achieve a mathematical higher or lower response in the Audi Tory Gortex spelunking Half Man Half Biscuit lyric ripoff I exercised about planty bum wee minutes ago.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Dec 09, 2018, 00:55
Re: May's latest big fib
Dec 09, 2018, 00:53
ugh, just let the cat outside for a bit and the pussy is sat back in my office chair again.

Probably one of those blackbirds threatened him with a BASF regurgitated episode of Fawlty Towers

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nigelswift
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Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Dec 10, 2018, 08:18
European Court says we CAN withdraw unilaterally. (The UK Government opposed it of course).

My best scenario would be cancelling. And once we have, Europe presenting us with a bill for all the needless expense 27 other countries have been put to.

Fair's fair.
grufty jim
grufty jim
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Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Dec 10, 2018, 13:04
My anger about Brexit (as an observer from Ireland) is turning into sympathy. The rest of Europe can put all this nonsense behind us now, but you guys in the UK are going to be shouting at each other about Brexit for the next decade.

I know *you* don't want to... but the Farage/Davis/Rees-Mogg/Johnsons are just not going to shut up about this. And the British tabloids along with the BBC will happily amplify their every whinge.

If I were you, I'd pop over to Ireland for a few years and avoid all that shite. You'll have Freedom of Movement after all :-)
nigelswift
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Edited Dec 10, 2018, 14:47
Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Dec 10, 2018, 14:44
Well, I'm too old for it to mastter but my 3 kids have cashed in their Golden Euro cards (mum born in UK of 2 Irish parents) and are all now pukka Irish so they're safe.

As for the bitterness to last long term I'm not convinced it won't die down in a year or two because one thing's certain: this country won't try it again in a hurry - like 2 generations at least!
thesweetcheat
thesweetcheat
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Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Dec 10, 2018, 20:55
As expected, the ECJ has ruled that the UK can unilaterally withdraw the Article 50 notification.

And Theresa May, who said the public don't want delay and uncertainty mere days ago, has now cancelled tomorrow's Parliamentary vote on her deal, knowing that she was heading for a heave defeat.

She is now barely clinging on by her nails.
thesweetcheat
thesweetcheat
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Re: Jesus I despise Brexit.
Dec 10, 2018, 20:56
*heavy
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